What's In a LinkedIn Name?

You know that woman in San Francisco who charges $30,000 to name a child?
So I thought: why stop at babies when you can roast entire professional identities

Our Advanced AI will analyze your LinkedIn profile, judge your career choices, and give you a name that actually reflects your corporate persona.

All for free. Because we're generous like that.

• > PDF upload only. We don't store any data (or have the budget to)
• > A little roast, with a lot of accuracy.
• > "Ends not with a name that you deserve, but a name that you get."